Monday, February 4, 2008

5 %

5%
When you think about 5 %, you think a small portion.
5 cents to every dollar...
a small portion...

Random?

Let me explain.

At a CAB meeting held a week ago, we engaged in a conversation about about the typical: men and women. Something the chairman- oops, chairwoman said sparked up a debate between the sexes.
"All men are penises."
Of course I had to spin my chair around and object to the statement made. All men are dicks? Noooooo....
In order to form a legitimate argument, I decided to ask her definition of 'penis'- obviously not the obvious.
She then explained that a 'penis' was a man that had nothing to offer other than his penis.
I couldn't help but chuckle.
Then disagree.
Yes, there are ALOT of men out there who are penises- as well as 'vagina' women, but not all men are under that derogatory umbrella.
She then agreed with the uproar of males in the room, then lowed her assumption to 95 %.
Her final argument was that 95% of men were penises.
Settlement.
Boy, am I glad to be apart of the minority
- the 5 %
Well, let's cut out the unattractive, who have no choice but to be a part of the 5 %...
That throws me down to 3%...
3 is my favorite number...haha.
I'm a hot commodity!
No cockiness intended at all, I'm not a cocky person- just a confident person who likes to tell the truth...
I remember once being called genuine. That makes me smile.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not perfect- far from it. I've made my mistakes and had my immature days...
but now, overall- i've found myself.
I'm going places, I have goals, sex isn't on my mind all the time- and if that's all a girl has to offer, I don't want it-- I mean her!
No...Lucius has too much to offer, and too many wants for you to just offer one???
No...
I love conversation, truth, laughing, smiling, hard candy, reading, writing, clothes...the list goes on soooo far before sex even hits it...
I was talking to my boy Skip the other day (a "certified goon from Bankhead"), and he told me that he doesn't "do all the emotional shit, and if she want that, she can go to her momma."
He also tol dme that he doesn't believe in "flexing", so he gets straight to the point- "I wanna have sex, let's get to it. If you ain't down, okay- move to the next."
And what do you know!? The women flock!
He doesn't even attend my college, and he's "ran through" more girls than I will EVER in my whole college experience
-and he's only been around for about two weeks.
Not that I care, but I find it amazing...
the girls he sexes down are not the girls for me...
they're a part of the 95, no excuse me- 98 % of 'vaginas' out there. I'm finished messing with those types...
He did state he was hurt before, but he's taking the immature approach to handling it. ¥es, I did that before...but it gets you NOWHERE in the end...you just lose what you may have searched your whole life for...
plus its not being yourself...and not being yourself is called being FAKE...
and being FAKE is unattractive...
I'm rambling, so I'm going to stop now. lol

In conclusion, I
a) am glad to be a part of the 3 %
and
b) Don't change for anyone but God...


Peace & Blessings
Lucius McCall

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wonder who that wonderful person was that said u were genuine...hmmmmm...lol
;-)

Anonymous said...

the difference between cocky and confident is that a confident person doesnt feel the need to tell others how different/great he/she is....
wonder who that genuine person was who told ME that....??? now looK....
R u becoming earth-ly??