Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Circus- I mean, library.

wow. On campus, our library is open to all...
why? IDK. It's fine with me, until weird people start to come to the library to masterbate (true story) and use the computers to MySpace while others are trying to get work done, or register for classes.
And then today I see two things that shock me.
A man is walking around the library with black shoes, weird blue jeans with white sneakers attached to them- laces included, which are unlaced and hanging down, a khaki Dickie top, a brown hat, and a light purple book bag...
I wouldn't say anything, who knows his story. Who knows?? Maybe his apartment burned down, and he has to get clothes and a bookbag for free from whomever? You gotta do what you gotta do to get where you wanna get. What, he should just NOT go to school cuz he doesn't look good? Nah...

That was fine.

And then I saw some man who was walking with his mouth open, head to the sky, breasts poking out of his shirt.
No, not what you think.
I know you see, and are used to the fat men who have 'man-boobs, but this man's chest looked like the chest of an older woman, nipples erect.
What
In
The
World

At the end of the day, these people have nothing on the short, elderly woman who's in the Internet Cafe EVERY day and night with an open can of beans, a way to heat them up, multiple energy drinks, and paper files FULL of papers...
I always wonder what shes doing.
She always smiles at you, and stares at you for a while, until you go elsewhere.
And don't let her see you do something, or hear something that she doesn't agree with!
She's scold you.
take it from ye who has experienced.

And how about the elderly man with pure white hair who rides his bike everywhere, book bag in tow. He breathes as if he has a hole in his throat, but it's always solid...
and he stares at you as well...
DO NOT sit by him if you're easily scared, or want to focus...lol.

I'll never get old in Valdosta...I don't want to end up like them.
Just picture it...

Yikes!

Peace & Blessings
Lu

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